THE LONGPOEM


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This is the town of fluffy dice.
The ’rana’s rear window is where
the action is. When you hit
the Henry Street bridge your fate
is bounced around in air
thick from Winfield smoke.
A pair of sixes swings
to face the cops’ Commodore.
Just keep your eyes on Saint Christopher
when the siren goes.
Don’t let the doppler lights
distract you from your aim.

At seventy-seven Slipshod Boulevard,
striped umbrellas
in a swirly Van Gogh light
arranged askew
against the noon blue,
Inspector Venison Stag
known as Stu
waits
She sidles into view
along the curly lane,
stilettos
clicking on paving stones,
suspect number one, the quarry,
or so he would suppose.
Inspector Stag
known as Stu
blows his nose
a touch of flu
and wonders
Fat lady.
She is a poem in blue
her hips' swing sings
her rhythms.
He sighs
and thinks about her thighs
And sneezes.

Water cool clean water,
flowing through the forests,
muddy brown water,
flowing down mountain sides,
into clean glasses and bodies
healthy bodies turning into
polluted people
TREES 4 US
TREES FOR PROFIT
A world without trees
Just imagine a global car park
No trees,no shelter, no life
Silicon begat life in the Achaean
Clay wrapped in organic shell
The butterfly is emerging
Sending carbon to hell
The glory of silicon towers
Empowered by silicon thought
Powered by virtual money
Is beauty unbegot

Essential Services
In Launceston
are different to
Essential Services
elsewhere
In Tasmania.
Launceston,the city
with little concern
for the poor and the
environment.
Invisible Recycling Services
Welfare Services
Somebody else's job
Launceston does not want to know
The People want recycling services
The People need access to welfare
The Federal and State Governments
say it is a local government job
Local Government in Launceston say
it is a Federal or State Job.
The People want services.
The People want kerbside recycling
The People will get better services
But When???
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Romance in Launceston
is generally found
against the stink of the river
and under the cracked pavement
of the alleyways
beauty to the shadows
lurking anti-matter
snails radiate
grass sings
clouds make split rotations
-nothing can spoil a perfect day
not even the rude shoe shop saleswomen
who hang in packs in the mall
and steal old ladies' handbags

The Japanese maples cover Norwood
with an axminster of rotting stuff
that used to be leaves. The silver birches
do their bit, too, like some outdoor
cork tiling waiting for the maid,
whose name is June, to polish underfoot.

They say there's this place up there in York Street!
Is that so? Is that so? Is that so?
Yep right up there at the top of York Street!
You'd never know! You'd never know! You'd never know!
They say they go UP there to York Street!
Why so? Why so? Why so?
To do business up there in York Street!
Just so! Just so! Just so!
Yes all kinds of business goes down up there in York Street!
I didn't know! I didn't know! I didn't know!
Strange things happen up there in York Street!
Is that so? Is that so? Is that so?
Curious things go on up there in York Street!
Is that so? Is that so? Is that so?
They say that this place up there in York Street
Is that so? Is that so? Is that so?
It's just the place to go this place up there in York Street!
Is that so? Is that so? Is that so?
Fun and games go on up there up in York Street!
I guess so! I guess so! I guess so!
'He' meets 'her' up in there York Street!
Really so? Really so? Really so?
Yes they do it a lot up there in York Street!
How so? How so? How so?
But maybe its 'her' that meets 'him' up in there York Street!
Maybe so! Maybe so! Maybe so!
Whatever do they do up in York Street
I don't know!! I don't know!! I don't know!!
It brings no glory to York Street!
Maybe so! Maybe so! Maybe so!
They say they have fun up there in York Street!
How so? How so? How so?
They say favors are exchanged up there in York Street!
Maybe so! Maybe so! Maybe so!
They say deals are done up there in York Street!
Maybe so! Maybe so! Maybe so!
They say you can really do things up there in York Street!
I don't know!! I don't know!! I don't know!!
Well it's like this up there in York Street!
How do you know? How do you know? How do you know?
Big deals go down up there in York Street!
Maybe so! Maybe so! Maybe so!
'He' goes up there to York Street!
Is that so? Is that so? Is that so?
He takes her up there to York Street!
I guess so! I guess so! I guess so!
Who owns this place up in York Street?
You don't know? You don't know? You don't know?
They say he owns that place up in York Street!
Really so! Really so! Really so!
Who else goes up to there to York Street?
I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
Do you think he goes up to that place in York Street?
I wouldn't know! I wouldn't know! I wouldn't know!
Do they talk politics up there in York Street!
I wouldn't know! I wouldn't know! I wouldn't know!
Do they cut deals up there in York Street?
I wouldn't know! I wouldn't know! I wouldn't know!
What business goes down up there in York Street?
You wouldn't know! You wouldn't know! You wouldn't know!
Do they smile much up there in York Street?
I guess they do! I guess they do! I guess they do!
What do they DO up there in York Street?
You wouldn't know! You wouldn't know! You wouldn't know!
They say 'he' owns this place up there in York Street!
I guess so! I guess so! I guess so!
It's a room or a house up there in York Street?
I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
You can bet it’s a room up there in York Street!
Why so? Why so? Why so?
If it was a house up there in York Street!
Yes I know! Yes I know! Yes I know!
Who else goes up to this place in York Street?
I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
They say quite a few go up to this place in York Street!
Yes I know! Yes I know! Yes I know!
What is it that they do up there in York Street?
You wouldn't know! You wouldn't know! You wouldn't know!
What debts do they fall into up there in York Street?
I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
Who does what to whom up there in York Street?
I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
Now 'he' went a lot up there to York Street!
How'd you know? How'd you know? How'd you know?
What do you reckon he did up there in York Street?
Oh yes I know! Oh yes I know! Oh yes I know!
They say they smile a lot when they back from up there in York Street
Oh yes I know! Oh yes I know! Oh yes I know!
Really, what is that they do up there I York Street?
You couldn't know! You couldn't know! You couldn't know!
When do they go up there to York Street?
I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!
They say it's lunch they go for to York Street!
I guess so! I guess so! I guess so!
Did he ever take 'her' up to York Street?
I guess so! I guess so! I guess so!
Why would he take her up to York Street?
You'd never know! You'd never know! You'd never know!
It’s a silly place this bloody York Street!
I guess so! I guess so! I guess so!

What the hell goes on up there in York Street?
I want to know! I want to know! I want to know!
Is it anything like what goes on in Wall Street?
I want to know! I want to know! I want to know!
Just who is it who goes up there to York Street?
I want to know! I want to know! I want to know!
Does he take her up there to York Street?
I want to know! I want to know! I want to know!
Or does she take him up to York Street?
I want to know! I want to know! I want to know!
Can you make money up there in York Street?
I want to know! I want to know! I want to know!
Who screws who up there in York Street?
I want to know! I want to know! I want to know!
Just why do they go up to York Street?
I want to know! I want to know! I want to know!
What's going on up there in York Street?
I want to know! I want to know! I want to know!
Who knows what's going on in York Street?
I want to know! I want to know! I want to know!
What the hell is it all about up there in York Street?
I must know! I must know! I must know!

Well they say it starts out in St John Street!
Why so? Why so? Why so?
It's all so cosy down in St John Street!
Why so? Why so? Why so?
They do deals down there in St John Street!
How'd you know? How'd you know? How'd you know?
They say that they meet up in St John Street!
How so? How so? How so?
There's all this stuff going down in St John Street!
Maybe so! Maybe so! Maybe so!
They cut all their deals down there in St John Street!
Really so! Really so! Really so!
He met him in St John Street!
How'd know? How'd know? How'd know?
He does his thing in St John Street!
Yes I know! Yes I know! Yes I know!
She met him in St John Street!
Yes I know! Yes I know! Yes I know!
She does her thing in York Street!
Yes I know! Yes I know! Yes I know!
They had a fling in York Street!
Yes I know! Yes I know! Yes I know!
But it's really all about St John Street
Yes I know! Yes I know! Yes I know!
But they made sweet music up there in York Street!
Yes I know! Yes I know! Yes I know!
She bent over backwards up there in York Street!
I must go! I must go! I must go!

i live in hagley it's a hole
i wish i lived in york street
that’s where i'd get busy
come on babay i'm ready i'm ready
but i'm not into stuff like that
i might buy a big brown cat

A country bike ride we did take
For a place of beauty we decided to make
Aghast, we spied upon the path
The McDonalds junk meal aftermath.

He said I love you
She said I know
He said I want you
She said I know
He said I need you
She said I know
He said I must have you
She said I know
He said how about it
Then she said no

Bullying in the schools
Bullying in the workplace
Bullying in the meeting room
Why!!!!!
Do they need to be dominant?????
Are the bullies so lacking in self worth
Do the bullies think they will be better
What if the bullied cowers and falls?
Does this make the bullied weaker?
Should the bullied fight back so they can be strong?
Maybe the bullied are the strong and powerful
The bullied threaten the bullies with their strength.

I've moved out, an obsessed seer,
haunting the dark ether, most courageous at night;
musing on evil, I have done my swoop
over those ordinary places, flicker to flicker:
forsaken thing, deformed, out of sight, out of mind.
A presence like that is no woman, just so.
I've seen her before.
I have found her tender coven in the forest,
I filled it with pans, images, racks,
parcels, treasure, countless chattels;
fixed lunch for the maggots and the pixies:
nervously, rearranging the disarranged.
A presence like that may never be understood.
I've seen her before.
I have taken on your chariot, outrider,
I lifted my arms upwards at trees going by,
accepting the final glistening direction, resister
where your passion still draws me nigh
and my bones break where you spin by.
A presence like that is never unwilling to die.
I've seen her before.
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______ Her hands went a wandering, a wandering …… : -)))))
And she touched him just SO just SO ……. : - )))))))))))))))))))
Then HIS hands went wandering a wandering … : -o))))))))))))
And he touched her like so, like so ……. : -0}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
But her fingers went on a walking------- : - ))))))
And she found him just so, just so ----- : --)))))))))))))))))))))
Now he touched her more firmly ……. : -o)))) )) ) )))))))))))
And in ways you just couldn't know --- : - o(((((((((((
Politely she asked him to stop it !!!! ~~~~~ :- )))))))))))))))
But still his fingers went on walking albeit with nowhere to go __ : - )))))
Then she cried just stop it, please stop it !!!!! ------- : -0||||||||||
Now I just don't want you - just go - just go!! ____ :-//////////////////
Yet he persisted - you know, you know ….. : -]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
But again she called out - stop it - just stop it !!!!! __ : >\\\\\\\\parAnd he still wouldn't go ___ : -[[[[[[[[[[[
AGAIN she screeched out just stop IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : - \\\\\\\\\\\\
And then he gave her a blow ….. : -//////////////
Then she slapped him in anger !!!!!! …. : - \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\parHe just bloody well punched her and punched her <<<< : - //////////
Wouldn't you know - wouldn't you knowww !!!!! : - }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Her nose was now bloody well bleeding (:)<((((((((((((((((
Now one eye was all black and the other one red and quite blue :- (((((((((
And still he just stood there as if he had nowhere to go :-- [[[[[[[[[[[
So she stood up there and she faced him ~~~~~ : - {{{{{{{
And STILLLLL he didn't know how to go ------- :- [[[[[[[[[[[
Then she smiled at him very meekly ----- : -))))
And she beeggggged him, please go!! pleeeeaaaase go!! ---- :- ///////////////////////
With his hands on hips he stood there ------- :-||||||||||||||
Please God make him go!! make him go!!!!!! ---- :- ((((((((((
With furrowed brow she beseeched him please go!! please go!! --- :- ((((((((
He drew himself up, and clearly, he really had no mind to go : - |||||||||
Crying, she just asked him and asked him - just go justtttTT Goooo :-O(((((((((((
Smiling slyly he bloody well told her, No! Bloody ! NOOO! Bloody NO! ... :- )
Spreading his legs he just stood there … :-)))
And sadly she had nowhere to go ------- :-////////////
He just stood there and stood there and stood there _____ : --|||||||||||
With the door right there behind him you know you know ….. : -///////////////////////
And she reeeaaalllly had nowhere to go ….. :-\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Arms stretched out there before her ------ :- ((((((((((
Again she asked him to go, pleeeease go, pleeeease go … :- 0(((((
Defiantly he stood there before her …… :-|||||||||||||
And stilllll she begggged him to go ------- :- 0((((((
Then suddenly she walked up there towards him ____ :-|||||||
And he stood there before her - just so, just so ---- :-|||||||||||||||||
Closer she move up towards him - just so, just so : -\\\\\\\\\\
Her feet moved left and right there before him :- ///////////////
Heel to toe, heel to toe, heel to toe ~~~~~~~ :--||||||||||||||
With hands on her hips she stood there before him :-////
Where to go? Where to GO? Where to GOOOO? __ :--((((((((((((((((((((((
One day her dad had said how to sort him : -)))))))))))
You know, you know, yes I know !!!!!___ :-- ))))))))))
Now with one quick kick she just saw him - you know, you know :-]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Now they're trying to restore him, you know !!! you know !!! : -(((((((((((
Now his life's laid out there before him, you know !! you know!! … : -(((((((((((
He's nothing like he was before she saw him, you know , you know … : -||||||
That's so!! That's so!! I knowww!! … :-))))))))))))))))))))))
silence to the world lest the magic be forgotten
There's no way to predict that black cloud
or the when the wind will blow it across the moon
to casts its shadow over your feet
having already sent a shudder down some far-off spine.
And how can I forget?
I ponder what must have brought it here, now
and I search my consciousness for a glimmer,
just something buried back there, and
something to grant reason to mystery, and I cry deeply
knowing that I may be deserted, hopeful that bliss may yet be saved in its most aromatic form, for us alone.
No, bliss is you
the one who flies in through the clouds
into that melee, tall, striding elegantly past the
crowd, you who stroll quietly up to the exit until you
find that one who will let you pass because you're you,
and as you so often do,
just hours before we part again.
It comes to destitute men in their doorways in
flashes of soberness, It comes to that woman
standing alone with her redundancy slip in her hand,
to that child whose mother has given way to despair
It comes to jilted lovers, to dogs reproached
for a transgression, to the driver with nowhere to go,
and to that girl who turns down that alleyway
on the blackest of nights.
Even the shingles rattling in the cove
below the cliff seem to smell of it,
its stench fills the forest as the mist consumes it,
and the wineglass lying on its side,
with its bloodlike elixir seeping into whiteness,
fills the air with its menace.
love flies
like sands through the hourglass
these are the days of
our love

On the corner of Brisbane and Bathurst these trucks roar through the lights
Non-stop, night and day, morning and evening, on and on
Sometimes they stop there rumbling away, hissing and burbling
Waiting for the green, they wait, they rev and grind away
They just sit there with their loads all exposed,
stripped naked, split, shattered, twisted
Yet another load dead trees from who knows where
Yet more trees that once stood in a quiet valley somewhere
Yet more trees that birds once sang in
Yet more trees that possums used to climb
Yet more trees that were once home to a million things
Yet more trees that were once majestic
Trees all dead, all laid out
Shadows of what they once were
Trees that people once argued about
Trees people once cared about and still do
Trees that have been wasted like the land
Land that has been wasted because they lust for its trees
And with the green the roar goes up again as it did yesterday
The day before, the day before that and for so long back
Almost like clockwork most times these lights change
There on the corner of Brisbane and Bathurst
Their engines roar, their brakes hiss
And Yet another load heads down along a road
Off to elsewhere so stories can be written all over it
Or to be so much tissue

At Murphy's a dragon we found with jaws agape,
freed in the cause of primal defence.
Truth its name and raging its heat,
not the time to stand and reason.
Hell is the place of its righteous rage,
Afghani plains or Arthurian eyrie.
So bold and so sure this shining beast ,
before which we all shrivel.
With singed beards and smoking jackets,
a few laughs and a tear or so.
A glass of wine and a Guinness or two
consigned it back to its epistemological cage.
from afar the ancient cries of the swollen one did rise.
the man walked across the mobile phone whispering to the people who never listened.
old man carbuncular laid out like a patient etherized upon a table. Spent.

Achtung! I come from England.
Twenty3 flying hours is how far I've come.
I jump to the end of poem and back again. Navigating the world with a one armed haver-sack.
apro po
no fun sonnet
under the thumb
retentive behaviour
reliving summer's stale crust
apologetica nervosa
intercontinental ballistic missile,
salacious, subversive,
rampant!
meesrn gee
This Is My Song.
Mt.Arthur Free - a catchy cry -
Where are they all, are they about -
No one on line, oh my, oh my,
Perhaps they really drowned in Irish stout?
Mt.Arthur Yahoo also clicks,
With audits and environment,
Election wise and politics -
A stepping stone to Parliament?
Mt.Arthur has been good for us,
Towards the peak, it did get tough -
A lot of noise, a lot of fuss,
The closing comments spoke of love?
Nine cooks are cooking up a soup,
They do mean well, don't get me wrong,
A lovely feast for all the group,
A fitting end to this, my song!
I chase the bright elusive butterfly of metaphor.
I chase the dull allusive moth of syntax.
I chase the dappled illusive dragonfly of beauty.
Bobby Lind, where are you when we need you?
Nowhere between Relbia and Rocherlea.
Bobby Lind was never invited to the Tasmanian Poetry Festival.
Across Lake Trevallyn or Trev (Allan) Lake
with nets of wonder he trawls for the bright elusive eel of aquaculture.

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And upon the golden plinth the purple leopard sat observing those below him
with a disinterested stare,
the green will always be green as the wise Holkehty said,
and the white will ever redden so.

no decision
snotty mind
giggle snort
tooth grin
(listen to the cars)
[rain/wind background]

vanilla malt swirl
lips
(kissy kissy)

empty
negative
love
hello?
seasons
greetings
beauty forgotten

In the heart of the Walt Whitman Mall
Isn't he the guy who makes the chocolates?

Lethargic sparrows - leave the last crumbs for tomorrow.

Thanks for the lift. I'll walk from here.

ravo chant
drink more hops
smoke more dope
chicks look out
RAVO!


$800 from Microsoft gets a 3b Trojan and it gets you
AIDS, the Antichrist and AOL4Free
Year 2000 Update:
You’re only a couple of years too late, baby:
New Year Virus, Bad Times, be my Valentine.

Be spooked, Big Brother,
by the Blue Mountain Virus.
Blueballs are underrated
Budweiser is overrated

California IBM Cellsaver Virus
Warning: Coke.exe

Dear Friends, Death69 Deeyenda Desi I love you
Despite the Virus.
Discount the Virus.
Dr.Simon Wajntraub has E-Flu
It’s in the eBook,
an economic slowdown
ever since Elecciones 2000.

Evil the Cat’s family pictures:
FatCat on February 1.
Flashmaster G has a flower for you.
and he has foot ’n’ mouth
He goes forward with free M & Ms,
free money and free pizza.

Let us play:
Frogapult, Elfbowl or the Y2K game.
With GAP Email Tracking
You get more money
The ghost is a gift from Microsoft
It’s a girl thing.
Go hip for the Good Times, and have
the guts to say ‘Jesus’.

Hacky Birthday, Hacky Halloween, Happy New Year,
Hello Dear.
Help the poor dog with hairy palms.
Hitler knew how to give a cat a colonic infilter.

Information on SARC 'Virus Test':
Irina had the Irish Virus on Jan 1st 2000.
John Kennedy Jr, like a Trojan,
joined the crew to launch nuclear strike now.
Let's watch TV. Life is beautiful.
In the Londhouse
Lotus notes a lump of coal
and throws it at the Macdonald's Screensaver.

In the matrix of Microsoft
the Millennium Time Bomb
is mobile as a phone
and the music panel’s nasty friend
turns 99, the new Ice Age.

New York, on the big dirt, was the scene
where the Norman Virus (Ray)
took on the Norton anti - virus.
It was just like Osama vs Bush
in the Outback Steakhouse, or a pandemic
of penpal greetings surviving
the Phantom Menace. It was better than
playing pikachus ball with Playboy Girls.
It was pluperfect.

When the postal service email charge
went on Red Alert
(meaning Returned or Unable to Deliver,
even to the Sandman)
and the Sarc Virus Test
given by that Scoutshacker, Simon Pugh,
slavemaster and editor of
the South Park Newsletter,
gave the SULFNBK.EXE warning,
which means that the Symantec ASDL Virus
had hit the Teletubbies with a time bomb
in Tuxissa,
we proceeded to upgrade to Internet 2,
acting very cool, to create
a virtual card for you.

This virus business
means you wait 48 hours
watching to see what’s up
or if you win a holiday.

Windows will fail on Jan 1
because the Wobbler Virus
is a wooden horse
and we all suffer from the Work Virus

World Domination starts
from being a WTC survivor,
listening to Y2K on 2KY,
watching only yellow Teletubbies
and avoiding Zlatko
ZZZZZZZ……

Get out your fat raygun and and cover the world in fat.
Put your verse in here...fat boy:

What’s the score down there now in St John Street?
I don’t know, I don’t know.
They say she’s got ’m by the short and curlies down there in St John Street.
You wouldn’t know, you wouldn’t know.
At first they kicked up such a lot of fuss down there in St John Street.
I hear so, I hear so.
They say she’s stolen the march down there in St John Street.
You really wouldn’t know, you just wouldn’t know.
But she’s got them on the run down there in St John Street.
Maybe so, maybe so.
Well she’s been down there 100 days now in St John Street
I guess so, I guess so.
They say she got the kind of garbage she wanted.
I doubt that, I doubt that, but you’d never know, you’d just never know.

So what is the score down there in St John Street?
I wouldn’t know, I wouldn’t know.
They say he’s got her on the run down there in St John Street.
How so? How so?
They say he second guesses her all the time down there in St John Street.
How so? How so?
Well they say he gives her hell down there in St John Street.
Is that so? Is that so?
They say he’s always at her down there in St John Street.
Is that so? Is that so?
They say he’s got a gang behind him down there in St John Street.
Is that really so? Is that really so?
They say he’s really got it in for her down there in St John Street.
Is that so? Is that so?

So what is the score down there in St John Street?
I don’t know, I just don’t know.
Are they winning down there in St John Street?
How’d you know, just how’d you know?
So will there be changes when they next do a count-up down there in St John Street?
I guess so, I guess so.
Who’s for the chop down there in St John Street?
I wouldn’t know, I wouldn’t know.
Any bright lights on the horizon?
I guess so I guess so
Now who is really for the chop down there in St John Street?
I don’t know I don’t know
There’s got to be some up for it down there in St John Street.
I guess so, I guess so.
Have they got such short memories out there in Lonnie Land?
You wouldn’t know, but I guess so, I guess so.

So you think she’ll survive down there in St John Street?
I don’t know but I guess so, I guess so.
So you think that she’s winning down there in St John Street?
I don’t know, I don’t know, but I guess so.
But can she win down there in St John Street?
I hope so, I hope so. I do hope so.

Janie, Janie, Janie
Rah Rah Rah
Give it to’em, Give it to’em, BABY
Rah Rah Rah
Drag’em out of the stone age BABY
Rah Rah Rah
Give it to’em baby
Rah Rah Rah
Keep’em on their toes
Rah Rah Rah
Give it to’em baby
Rah Rah Rah
Tell’em just how it is
Rah Rah Rah
Give it to’em baby
Rah Rah Rah
Oh bloody hell just give them hell
Rah Rah Rah

She says the user must pay, so the city does not have to.
Is that so? Is that so?

But there’s this other bloke on her tail.
Just so, just so.
He reckons the same sort of thing
And that’s so, it’s really so.
He thinks if he says so it must be so.
You gotta know, you gotta know, you just gotta know.

But he’s not alone
And that’s so, it’s surely so.
They hunt in a pack.
I know. I know.
They’re yesterday’s men,
But that they don’t know, they just don’t know.

But the best thing about them is that they’ll never know.
That’s surely so, it’s surely so.
Now they’ve almost learnt nothing.
I guess so, I guess so
Because they’ve learnt nothing they must go, they really must go.
Surely so, surely so.

So we’ll stand back and watch them.
I guess so, I guess so.
Will anyone miss them?
Maybe so, maybe so.
But why would you miss them?
You don’t know? You don’t know?
Well if I need to tell you
We’ve got no show, no show, no show, no show at all.

I know, I know, I know.

I know how it is to face unemployability,
I know how it is to fear losing my ability
I know what it’s like not to be able do any work
and all they want to do is kick me.

I know now about chronic pain
I know about their antics
I know what it’s like to be hungry
and all they want to do is kick me.

I know what it’s like to cope with workers' comp
I know that whole scenario
and I know the biomedical thing, too,
and all they want to do is kick me.

I know the legal system sux.
I know I’m now just a part of the system
I know the whole thing
and all they want to do is kick me.

I know the self pity.
I know the madness.
I know the humiliation
and all they want to do is kick me.

Do you know dark nights?
Do you know emptiness?
Do you know shame?
I do, but all they want to do is kick me.

Do you know how it is to be shouted at?
Do you remember how it was to be young?
Do you know what it’s like to feel worthless?
I do, but all they want to do is blame me.

Do you know what it’s like to just sit there with nothing to do?
Do you know what it’s like to have no hope?
Do you know what it’s like to be hated?
I do, and all they want to do is blame me.

Did you ever ask what you could do?
Did you ever ask what I could do to change things?
Did you ever ask how you could to help me change things?
I bet not, but all you want to do is blame me.

If I sit in the mall when the sun shines,
if I hang out with friends in the park,
if I sit on those seats that they put there,
all they want to do is blame me.

If I turn up for a job and there is none,
if I skate on the footpath,
if I bomb off the bridge,
all they want to do is blame me.

If I write on the walls,
if I don’t write on the walls,
if I have something to say on the walls,
all they want to do is blame me.

If I have a ring in my nose,
if I have some in my ear,
if I have some balls on my brow,
all they want to do is blame me.

If I do something wrong,
if I’ve done nothing wrong,
if they think I’ve done something wrong,
now he wants to name me.

If I’m out late at night,
if I’ve got nowhere to go,
if they think I’m on my own,
now all they want to do is shame me.

Shame us and shame me, shame me.
Shame to him, shame to them, shame shame shame.

She’s naked on the lawn, she’s in the park
Out among the wet grasses and the wild clover
Parklands, backwards, frontside, through the lush green
And crinkly gum leaves, over spongy tussocks
And shaggy old grasses, the abandoned haunts
Of plovers and seagulls, face to face
With dog trails, little niches, all smelly
Bird’s songs; or in a stone-walled garden, level
With the daffodils and pansies,
Grasshoppers, the bent red blossoms,
Shoulder over shoulder, leg over leg, clear
To the ferny edge of the goldfish pond--some people
Believe in the revitalising powers of this act--naked
Like a frog on a log, belly and hips, thighs
And ankles drenched in the dew-filled gulches
Of wet leaves, in that soft bed beneath the bushes,
All of the skin exposed directly to the birds’ cries
Of the blackbirds, the chirping of the sparrows, to the cooing doves
Those calls merging with the dawn mists
Of slippery grass, entering the bare body then
Not merely through the ears but through the skin
Of every naked person willing every event and potentiality
Of a damp transforming dawn to enter the new day.

She practised it, when wind allowed,
Lying down naked in the morning and on the dew,
With all of her splendour believing in a single flower
Her creamy white skin could soak up and invent
That glowing innocence of elixir and light.
And I admit to embracing myself, without question,
In the magical vigour of the dew on her cheeks
And her breasts believing faithfully
In the miraculous powers of early morning dew on her skin in the park
Of her body just loafing in purple beds little violets,
Blue forgetmenots. And I accept, without doubt,
In the puzzle of her medicinal energy coming
From that ungrudging notion in the bountiful discovery
Of the exquisite pleasure of the naked body rolling
And rolling through all the soft and sun-filled park,
Inky, sheathed and sparkling, surrounded
And light-headed luxuriance of each dawn
Of the rolling lawns and my delight

Just consider how the idea alone
Has caused me to sing to sin and to sing
This entire morning I dream of you upon the lawn naked
More than just naked, and not just rolling in the dew

Launceston is a hole.
I will be glad to see it explodeded.
I liek nuculearr wepaonsss!!! DESTROY!!!!!
My mommuyuy says I'm aspaecial.

My name is will, brother of joe,i got me some crack and want me some hoes lemme hear ya say yeah lemme hear ya say yeah !

His name is sam son of yoda the master of funk, he goin out to smoke some skunk lemme hear ya say yeah lemme her ya say yeah.

‘Cos then I will sing of the morning dawn,
of the sun as it rises from its slumber, yeah, say yeah.
I will sing of the day as it lives,
bringing love to all the life it gives.
Lemme hear ya sing of the night as the sun goes to bed,
and the moon begins to shine down upon us all,
will and joe, sam and yoda,
all the smokers and chasers,
And I will say goodnight to you
and to a girl called milly,
who liked to wear things frilly,
though everyone said she was silly,
even her boyfriend billy.
and his friend called fred
who lay every night in bed,
while being fed bread.
by a girl called jill.
she had quite a chill,
every night she took a pill,
for she was very ill.
Lemme hear ya say yeah for jill
and billy and fred, and especially milly,

Illusions of the dark
shatter the midmorning sun
and the bustle on the streets
creeps into the night
an old lady hobbling across the street
sent flying by the G town bogans
out of town

LET THE BASS KICK!
OOMP-TSSS-OOMP-TSSS-OOMP-TSSS-OOMP-TSSS-OOMP-TSSS-OOMP-TSSS-OOMP-TSSS-OOMP-OOMP-
Humming through the diseased streets-OOMP-TSSS-OOMP-TSSS-OOMP-TSSS-OOMP-TSSS-
Like a maggot through a corpse-OOMP-TSSS-OOMP-TSSS-OOMP-TSSS-OOMP-OOMP-
Like a cancer without a cure-OOMP-TSSS-OOMP-TSSS-OOMP-TSSS-OOMP-TSSS-
I AM THE VACCINATION!-OOMP-TSSS-OOMP-TSSS-OOMP-TSSS-OO-
smash.

These poems are truly awful.
They make me want to puke.
Do the authors even have brains?
Or is it just a fluke
That their fingers found the keyboard?
Perhaps it was their spit
Randomly sprayed across the keys,
Causing a short circuit.
Why are gibbering idiots
Allowed to roam around?
If only I could have my way,
They'd be six feet underground.

(That was an anonymous editorial comment
which we shall allow to stand,
feeling that the standards
by which the critic judges others’ efforts
are not being equally applied to his own.) - Ed.

Meanwhile the city of Lawnceston
has got itself a laun,
a small one albeit, in fact the tiniest
and possibly the first to be hijacked
as it was on Friday 21st of June
by a felon known only as Garbage McRort.
But before that it was mayorally opened,
lawnched, in fact, and celebrated with the following lines:

You think that patch of green down there
is just a Greta Garbo square
that only says, “I want to be a lawn.”
But it’s big enough for standing on
so it’s a lawn — or is that lon?
Depends, of course, on whereabouts you were born.

But ‘lawn’ or ‘lon’, two syllables or three,
this is the city where you’ll see
the smallest patch of grass in all the world,
an urban mini playing ground
where lawny games and sports are found,
where tiny lawny balls are hurled.

This miniscule arena here
on York and George we shall revere
as we revere the ancient dinger story.
We burn the Lonniedinger on
the winter Solstice here in Lon
ceston and celebrate the lawn’s small glory.


The lawn chorus, too, burst into song.
Their tunes were borrowed, but their words belong
to you, to me, to all the lawny city's
people, so here are their grassy ditties:

Lonnie’s Smallest Garden (sung to Octopus’ Garden)

I’d like to be down by O’Keefe’s
In Lonnie’s smallest garden in the shade
They’ll let us in, know where we’ve been
In Lonnie’s smallest garden in the shade.

I’ll ask my friends to come and see
The world’s smallest little lawn with me.
I’d like to be down by O’Keefe’s
In Lonnie’s smallest garden in the shade

We would be warm upon the lawn
In our little hideaway under the trees
Resting our heads on the park bench
In Lonnie’s smallest garden by O’Keefe’s

We would sing and dance around
Because we know we can’t be found
I’d like to be under the trees
In Lonnie’s smallest garden by O’Keefe’s

We would shout and run about
The bricks that lie around the lawn
Oh what joy for every girl and boy
Doesn’t matter what hat you’ve got on

We would be so happy you and me
No one there to tell us what to do
I’d like to be down by O’Keefe’s
In Lonnie’s smallest garden with you.


The Green, Green Grass of Laun (ceston)

The old lawn looks the same
As I gaze down from the plane
And there to meet me are my mama and my papa
Down the road I look and there runs Janie
Hair of god and mayor’s chainy
It’s good to touch the green, green grass of Laun (ceston).


Green Grows the Lonnie Lawn

I’ll sing you one-oh
Green Grows the Lonnie Lawn
What is your one-oh?
One foot long and one foot wide
One foot long on every side.
Two dimensions nice and square
If you’re a square I’ll meet you there
York Street, George Street, Earl Street, Three!
Four trees. No leaves. Winter. We freeze!


Oh Lonnie Lawn (sung to Oh Tannenbaum)

Oh Lonnie Lawn, Oh Lonnie Lawn
Your grass looks green to me (repeat)
It’s green when summer days are bright
It’s green when winter snow is white
Oh Lonnie Lawn, Oh Lonnie Lawn
Your grass looks green to me
Oh Lonnie Lawn, Oh Lonnie Lawn
You are so very tiny
Oh Lonnie Lawn, Oh Lonnie Lawn
The dew makes you feel slimy
You used to wear a coat of bricks
But now the grass on you is thick
Oh Lonnie Lawn, Oh Lonnie Lawn
You are so very tiny.


Up on the Lawn (sung to Up on the Roof)

When this old world start getting me down
And people are just too much for me to face
I crawl way up to the top of the block
And all my cares just lift right into space
On the lawn it’s peaceful as can be
And there the world below can’t bother me

Let me tell you ‘bout when I get home feeling tired and beat
I go up where the grass is fresh and sweet
I get away from the hustling crowd
And all that rat-race noise there in the street
On the lawn’s the only place I know
Where you just have to wish to make it so
Let’s go up on the lawn.

At night the cars put on a show for free
And darling you can share it all with me
I keep on tellin’ you
Right smack dab in the middle of town
I’ve found a paradise that’s trouble free
So if this world starts a-getting’ you down
There’s room enough for two
Up on the lawn….


On Top of Old George StreetOn top of old George Street All covered with grass
I saw old Ray Norman He fell on his
Now don’t get excited Now don’t get alarmed
I saw old Ray Norman He fell on his arm.


Thankyou to the Lawny singers,
now an appropriate comment
by way of getting back to the poem:

The old songs are still the best songs
I haven't heard anything new.
Stars, rivers, tides and common sense,
These things ring true,
They have not grown obsolete,
Nor lost ground.
Depend on them,
They will not let you down.
These new answers, these styles and ornaments,
They will not endure.
Build your house upon the rocks
Not upon the shore.

New songs are good songs
There is always something new.
Ideas, thoughts, coursing in the brains of the young,
These things renew and renew,
In their turn they'll become obsolete,
When they've taken us to new places.
Depend on them,
They will lead you forward.
These new understandings, these techniques just enrich,
They are not there to endure.
Build your life upon the moment
Not upon the past.

I like Goldfish in my pants
They make me sing, they make me dance

Put your verse in here, put your verse in here,
put your verse in here and make it very clear.

Any other details here, any other details here,
any other details here that you want to volunteer.

In autumn's tepid leaf-torn gutters
fingerless gloves eels in black beanies cavort and writhe
to base-amp blockies up one-way streets
Searching for the odour of mouldy despair.

The streets of Launceston are lines,
lines of a long poem, at first seeming
not poetic, like what is in this little box,
but then, looking further, what could be more poetic
than the opposite of beauty?
Stark square lines no colours only black white and grey
fenced in by the off white detail of a computer
where inspiration is found with only the click of a button
and talent is plentiful.
Launceston online, Launceston on lines, in lines, in verse.

The verses run long and thin, but shape and body image obsess us all.
Someone might say, "You are so fat. How can you get so fat?"
It is an easy thing to measure a man's girth, to calculate
the exact degree of anorexic wasting
of the girl who wanted to be a model Launcestonian:
Jilly in the Skye with diamonds.
There's no nutrition in diamonds.
There's measurement, though,
of colour, clarity and carats,
carats you can see in the dark.

Just how do you measure a man's life?
I have no ruler, rod or length of chain.
I have a photo of him on my balcony,
Freshly washed and shaved, he didn't always look like a bum,
I've broken bread with him but never shared a bottle,
(that would have been unwise)
It's a curious thing, the sun.
Fly too close and you lose your wings,
Turn away and you wither and die.
Farewell Tim Smith.

Launceston Is A Great Little Place
Full Of Everything But Disgrace
Yo Yo Yo

Some people are just very very fat
And that
Is
That

Launceston is a dreary place
or so one finds it up anyhow,
sight the crowd, a form, or face
as along noisy streets winds blow.
“Fit for neither man nor beast”
best describes its immoveable feast.

Launceston is a dreary town
that's what I've thought for long,
full of bigots that cause a frown,
Tamar river giving off its pong,
streets full to crowded overflowing
pretentious populace, grim of face,
no real idea where the .... they’re going
stay away is good advice, in any place.

Red sent this little ditty. You're thinking more's the pity!

'Twas 'ere Thursday,
but then Friday was gone,
my verse, no verse,
reversed poem on Launceston.

Since the day
it faded away
others have inserted prose
much the same as those
which also included 'put your verse in here'
and, 'any other details' to the rear.

I know this is a simple note,
but hope it adds to what's already wrote!

Who knows what happens in the ether net,
sometimes we have to take what we can get,
so, to appease my angst today,
I've reinserted what I felt to say.
Here again is my lost tome,
A gift to Lonnie, my municipal home!

Someone asked about a tragedy once, on air.
No-one would speak, the line was dead.
It was too soon, too soon to speak of carnage,
decades on; only yesterday.
The fingerpost points to Launceston
shrouded in a silent memory.
Someone knew - something.

"I know, but won't say."
You smile, hold power.
To speak out would weaken you,
usurp your parochial place.
Keep the secrets, don't say, don't say.
The silence holds within Tamar fog.

Mist puffs from damp clothes in weak sun
pegged to a frost-bitten line.
Like pollen bursts it spreads
on winter's breath beyond the post office clock,
above church spires,
billows over the malls around Brisbane Street,
and upwards across the block
to land on the Little Lawn, what's left of it.
Hefty skidmarks slide across the mini square,
eliminate green blades in York Street,
leave a muddy patch amid red bricks.
Who skated across the grass?
The silence holds, holds.

I tried the 'phone up that way, once,
on the George Street side,
it worked, I was surprised.

Launceston is a town for lovers
And why not
Love knows no postcode

At the point of confluence,
where north and south tributaries
meet the main stream,
a craft rocks,
words roll,
pour from inshore, offshore,
follow the scent of the bait wriggling on set hooks.
The rods have long been cast,
reels still scream, unwind at knots.
Tidal flows drag
the long poetic line,
stretch it out to the Strait.
It splits and flows
eastward to the Tasman, the Pacific,
westward to the Great Southern, the Indian
and beyond, beyond, beyond…

Dale Summers from Summerdale
washed his car on a sunny day.
His wife took the kids to sport
in the 4WD and shopped at Woolies
on the way back. That night,
lying awake and thinking about things,
Dale decided to leave his mark
on the world. Somehow.

Meanwhile Trev Allen, who lived
on the other side of the Gorge
in an architect designed 1980s
timber house with a big deck,
kissed his wife goodbye
and got in his Saab ready
to negotiate the frosty bends
down into the city. But Trev nev-
er made it to the office.
He kept on driving and days later
they found the Saab at the airport.

Leonard Sainty, from the other side of town,
lived at home with his sick mum.
He had a chip on his shoulder because
girls never liked him and he was lonely.
He thought about suicide,
he thought about joining the army,
he thought about becoming a Hare Krishna.
He did none of these things.
He just kept on looking after his mum
and trying unsuccessfully to get laid.

We all respond differently to life in Launceston.
Trev, it is rumoured, was last seen
trudging through Central America with a cheap
backpack and waist-length hair.
Leonard watches TV and drinks too much.
Dale is still working out what to do.
so far, all he has thought of
is contributing to the Longpoem.
Guess which lines are his.

cushions & cat-hair

shining
the light is shining
in my eyes
my eyes

sweeping sounds
filling my ears
sounds
in my ears

taste
poured in my mouth
the taste of honey
drips down my chin

touching your space
where you were
before you left
touching the space

sensing the fragrance left
sensing the remaining
touch of lavender
the chamomile tea

shouting
I MISS YOU
shouting loudly
I MISS YOUR VOICE your sight

breaking down
slowly but surely
breaking down at watery angles
breaking down all in view.

Surprised,
saddened.
but then again,
why not just smile
and enjoy it
anyway?

Burkhas in the backyard,
where we used to play Batman and Bradman.
Worldmusic on the FM.
Whatever happened to Matilda
and her laconic waltz?
Kids dying in the camps.
I should sew my eyes together
so I can’t see the pain
on the Minister’s face.
(At least I think it’s pain.)
When the government tells the truth
it just isn’t right that the facts
continue to lie.
The pub has no beer.
I suppose that is because
the bloody Muslims are all teetotallers.
The drop kick has gone the way of all old footballers:
Gavin Luttrell died today.
Launceston’s macho heroes are dying
and they’ve not even been incarcerated
except in Changi (well, maybe a few
in Risdon, but we’ll let that pass).
Remember the Lawrence Hotel
when Big Jeff had it and his tough mates
used to hang out there?
Remember the rigged boxing bouts
in the Albert Hall?
Now you holler for a martial art,
or any other kind of art for that matter.
Progress with Prudence.
But Prudence has always played
hard to get. Now the Tassie Tiger
can only be seen on the Council’s logo,
trying to push the city uphill.

It’s frustrating just so frustrating
there is this view of the world
it’s perplexing and just so bloody frustrating
then she keeps telling me how it is
it’s confusing and just so frustrating
then he keeps on telling me it always been like that
that’s annoying just so frustrating
he has the attention span of an insect
that’s puzzling and much more than frustrating
they keep on saying the same old things
that’s mystifying and all too frustrating
she tells me time and time again
that’s confounding and just so frustrating
he must have wax in his ears
it’s baffling, annoying and just so frustrating
he wants a word war
it’s frustrating
she doesn’t want an idea exchange
that’s frustrating just so frustrating
they tell me it always been like that
now that’s frustrating just so frustrating
but she says I’ll have it no other way
GEEZZZZ, that’s frustrating just so frustrating
she tells me I’m missing her point
now that’s a mistake and just so frustrating
she tells me she has a point
because there is just one it’s so frustrating, just so frustrating
you ask her where she is coming from and she has nothing to say
bloody hell, that’s frustrating it’s just so frustrating
you ask her to explain her position and she has nothing to say
now that’s disturbing and so so so frustrating just so frustrating
so you listen and listen to all she has to say
just because it’s frustrating just so so so frustrating
you know that she has so little to say
that’s OK but it’s frustrating just so frustrating
because its so little you are able to say OK, OK
God preserve me, it’s frustrating just so bloody frustrating
you think it over and she thinks she has won
that’s frustrating just so frustrating
next time you see her she does it all again
now that’s painful and just toooooo frustrating
because it’s so so so frustrating I’m ending it all
its just too frustrating all tooooo frustrating
now she is boasting that she has won
now that’s frustrating she’s just so f#$%in frustrating
she’s missed the f#$%in point yet again
its all so f#$%in pointless and frustrating, frustrating, just so f#$%in frustrating, frustrating, so ssooo sssooo frustrating
now there’s blood on the wall and a smile on her face
it’s frustrating, so frustrating so so so frustrating.

haraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
haraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
haarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrang
screams the angry red turtle
not a step in the city falters
the meander of Launceston’s life continues
the shop burns down!

How many of your Cornish seafaring ancestors
are buried under the Old Seaport?
There is a huge tree of seaweed
bigger and possibly older
than anything in Ockerby Gardens.
Have they chopped it up so that
when the submarines bring
almost-drowned fishermen
from Bass Strait they can be revived
on the Ponting Pontoon
without interference from nature?

Look adda me, Academy!
The art students are railing at the workshops.
Rail-Way to go! Bloody long way to go
if you ask me. When will the faculty
become inVincible?
The gallery By-the-waters only seems to show
art. When will it show some heart?

The outriders of Graffiti Watch report that high up
on the back wall of the old Telecom building in St John Street
someone has painted the words:
“No more Lonniedingers!”
Meanwhile on a paling fence near the racecourse
there was (briefly) this messaage:
“Abajo el Barbudo Fry. Viva Susi”
Now, my Spanish is a bit rusty,
but perhaps one should never discount the ethnic vote
even in dreary old Anglo-Launceston.

Anyone for cricket? By Jiminy.
Anyone for boxing? By Daniel.

Happy is anyone sits in governance
And who need not walk in the shadow of the corrupt,
Nor walk with vandals and delinquents,
Nor sit in the company of the tardy!

Their delight is in the lore of the world,
And in its laws they meditate day and night.

They will be like trees planted by streams of sweet water,
Trees that yield their sustenance in its season
And never wither;

And who will prosper in whatever they do.
The corrupt are not so,
For they are like effluent which is flushed away,
And consigned to the Tamar.

The corrupt shall not stand in judgment,
Nor will the degenerate be tolerated by the righteous.

The knowing will know the noble and vote for them,
And through them the corrupt will surely be found out,
And they’ll perish in the eyes of the world.


The Little Lawn is the home of the Antichrist,
or so we've been told today
by a gentleman from Waverley
who has had his say
on the Examiner's letters page.
It wasn't just in play
that the double-headed dinger was burnt
but in the gravest way
it constituted an attack
on every safe cliché
by which we live our moral lives.
Me? I just say "Hooray!"

Gee what a bunch of grizzlers!
Don't they know their time will come, is coming, has come?
Don't they walk down High, George, St John in the summer sun to smell the roses? Don't they know the people who live on the Side of the River growing lemons and tomatoes, and making their own preserves?
Didn't they live in Sydney in summer, when the only place to eat was inside, and every restaurant was a Sizzler?
In Melbourne, when the only thing they did with their river was treat it like a sewer, brown and rancid?
In London, when the only coffee to be had was old, grey and tepid?
At the dawn of a new age, Launcestonians,
Let the light shine from a thousand newly painted window sills on jaunty colours and fond designs
Let your light shine
Let it bounce off the Tamar and onto our Lady of Inspiration (thanks Janie)
Let it shine on All der Men (so long and thanks for all the fish and chips)
Let it shine on Ravo and Mowbray and Mayfield
On block-busters with anthems thumping loud
Let your light shine.
Let it shine from the crystal glow of every man's pc and everywoman's personal organiser
Let your light shine on the biggest problems and the smallest lawn
Let your light shine on nascent LAUNCESTON

They say that in Launceston Anything Goes,
but that’s only in the Princess. Otherwise,
nothing much goes, but it goes real fast,
especially around the city block on a Saturday night.

Mall roof ,
A testimony to stupidity
Money foolishly spent when the youth are crying out for help
Forget them, after all they are the citizens of tomorrow
A stolen and forgotten generation..

That silly umbrella that they put in the Mall:
it's out of a comic book.
Looks like a station, and
we're still waiting for the train.
We'll be waiting a long time.
Two sticks and some wire:
whoever put it there
needs to go to a head shrinker.

loud heavy music people bodies swaying screaming popping pills weed a teenager collapses panick alone quiet overdose

a blank screen quiet full of mystery waiting the pen writes a short note sharp intake of breath outburst sobs still gone forever

Poetry is boring , boring, boring
Great for putting you to sleep when reading a book that quotes loads of poetry. BORING. BORING. BORING.
Why do people waste their time writing poetry ?
Is it so that they can inflate their egos and bore other people?
BORING BORING BORING
I just wish I could find something to rhyme with boring other than boaring!

Boring: whoring storing flooring scoring
Try to find a rhyme for 'purple' If you really want a challenge
But who said poetry should rhyme?
It would be a crime
to limit language to the rudiments
of savage grunts.

I could say that I prefer pull
to push and I like purple
better than orange.
Now find a rhyme for orange.


They’re giving her hell, by geezzz they’re giving her hell
She opens her mouth
And they’ll give her hell, by geezz they’ll give her hell
She says just about anything
And they give her hell, they just give her hell
She speaks her mind
And they’ll give her hell, they just give her hell
She came out of almost nowhere
So they thought they’d give her hell, just give her hell, give her hell
She tells it like it is
So they thought they’d give her hell, give her hell, give her hell
She’s a girl not an old boy
So they thought they’d give her hell, give her hell, give her hell
She talks to this one and then to that one
So then they’ll give her hell, just give her hell, just give her hell
So she is younger but knows more than they do
So give her hell, just give her hell, just give her hell
But she has big ideas and smaller ones
And they still give her hell, you bet they give her hell
She has a belief they just won’t understand
And they’ll give her hell, by god almighty they give her hell
Now she has something to say and it’s important
And of course they’ll give her hell, just give her hell, just give her hell
They have nothing at all to offer
But they still give her hell, they just give her hell, hell and more hell
They’re a waste of space and you know that
But they’ll still give her hell, give her hell, give her hell
They hardly know up from down
But they’ll still give her hell, they just give her hell, more hell, more hell
They’re lazy and they’re loopy
But they’ll still out there giving her hell, giving her hell, you can tell, you can tell
She has an eye to the future and one on the past
And they’ll give her hell, you can tell, you can just tell
They have a view of the past and its all wonderful
And they give her hell and for the hell of it they just give her hell
She is proving her point in the present
And they’ll give her hell, they’ll give her hell, they’ll give her hell
She has proven her point over and over
Because they gave her hell, you can tell, you can tell
Now they’ve wounded themselves so mortally
Because they gave her such hell, you can tell, you can tell
She’s now a folk hero because of the hell that they gave her
You can tell, you can tell you sure can tell
She’s done so well, so well and everyone loves her
Because they gave her the hell, you can tell, you can just tell
Now we all went out there to vote for her
Because they gave her such hell, such hell, such hell
They’re a bunch of silly old bastards
How can you tell, how can you tell
They’re playing silly games
You can tell, you can tell, you can tell
In the political game they’re her best asset
You can tell, she can tell, but they can’t tell
They’ve lost the plot, oh they’ve really lost it
You can tell, you can tell, you can tell
She’s keeps coming up trumps
Because they’ve given her hell, just because they’ve given her hell
Now she is a real mover and shaker
How can you tell? How do you know?
Because they just give her so much hell, you can tell, you can tell, you can tell
Now she’s a winner and she keeps on going
How can you tell?
How do you know?
Where will she go?
It’s all because she’s stealing their thunder
You can tell, you can tell, you can tell
And now they’ll give her more hell, you can tell, you can tell, you can just tell
But she’ll come up there from under
You can tell, you can tell, you can just tell
They’ll just give her more to run for
You can tell, you can tell, you can tell
Now she’ll give them something to run for
She’ll give ’m hell, give ’m hell, give ’m hell
But they’re all breathless and dumbfounded
You can tell, you can tell, you can just tell
She’s out there on the home straight and going for it
You can tell, you can tell, you can just tell
They’re dragging the chain and they’re lagging
You can tell, you can tell, you can just tell
So who’ll have a ton that they’ll wager
Who can tell, who can tell, who can tell
She’ll come home and just astound them
You can tell, you can tell, you can just tell
The odds are clear that she’ll beat them
You can tell, you can tell, you can just tell
So who’s got a ton that they’ll wager
I can’t tell, I can’t tell, can’t tell
Who is out there to trip her?
They won’t tell, they won’t tell, they just won’t tell
But they think that they’ll buy some sticks that’ll trip her
Maybe they will, maybe they will
But she’s got the stamina to out run them
You can tell, you can tell, you can just tell
And she’s got the wit to out-suss them
You can tell, you can tell, you can just tell
Now this saga could go on for ever
You can tell, you can tell, you can just tell
And she could win it again or just lose it
Who can tell, who can tell, who can tell?
But if those silly old buggers can just stay there
What the hell? What the hell? What the bloooodddy hell?
The kids will all have to pack up and go somewhere
You can tell, you can tell, you can just bloody well tell
Now just for the moment we’ll have to end it
And perhaps I’ll press the button and just send it
And they’ll give her more hell, they’ll just give hell
You can tell, you can tell, you can tell

Good ole Lonny what a wonderful place to be
Gently nestled within its hills
and snuggled beneath a doona-like cover of winter mist
Ben Lomond and Barrow standing so proud showing off their coats of sparkling white snow
Beautiful crisp and sunny spring days with blossoms and bulbs abundant
Summer time exploring the river along the boardwalk, sipping coffee at the seaport or riding the Odyssey
Autumn leaves floating in the parks teasing the monkeys to come frolic and play
There is so much in such a small place and it is the envy of many especially by visitors from mainland cities
So proud to say born and bred in Lonny and very happy to stay
Where else would you find a lifestyle so relaxed, gentle and free?

While he’s our guide; we will find ourselves up blind alleys.

He does things that were never necessary: he leads us astray.

He troubles our conscience: he leads us up garden paths just to pass time.

Yes, while ever we live in the shadow of his thoughts, we will experience depravity: because he’s around us; his ideas and his staff he just shoves in our face.

He supports our enemies: he frightens the hell out of us; our bodies tremble.

Surely decency and forgiveness has abandon us for all the days of our lives: and I will dread his presence forever and ever.

The Graffiti Watch is coming
to a neighbourhood near you.
Latest reports include:
“Launceston - a pity not a city”
on the bridge near Ritchies Mill,
“Annette is a Greenie now”
on a rock up the Gorge and
at latest count 17 “Janie 4 eva”s
in various places. But the best of all:
“Help George B wipe out grafiti”
on the Waverley scout hall.

We wait in vain (so far) for
“No Aussie troops for Iraq”
or any reference to Alexander Downer’s
fishnet stockings, Peter Costello’s smirk,
or Jim Bacon’s piles. Nor has anyone sighted
any slogan at all concerning
Robin McKendrick. Robin Who?
Rene, too, is in Hid(d)ing.

Yeah, I’ve always reckoned that there’s not enough graffiti in Lonnie.
And there’s not enough of a lot of other things, too,
like fairy floss, curling and night clubs that specialise in masochism.
We could also do with a few streakers at York Park,
and whatever happened to the free drugs you used to be able to get
on the third level of the Paterson Street East car park
every second Wednesday at 8.30 pm?
Launceston is a cool sort of place, especially round the back
of the Newstead Baptist Church on an August night
when Big Dave keeps his appointments,
but you have to be really tough, determined or just plain crazy
to walk across the Hoblers Bridge Road netball courts after dark.

George, George, George,
Oh what’s in a name?
Truth?
Justice?
The Launcestonian way?
George is such an innocuous name
From ancient times:
Tiller of the soil, they say.
Raker of muck more like
When given to some.
A couple of kings were called George
Could a mother want to resort to that?
Georges are above tilling the soil
Some are up to raking muck, but
some pigs at the trough
Failed to notice the new arrival:
"Girlie" to them but
A much-needed fresh approach to others.
Not to mention the learned
foreign travel rorts coming in at
Just under fifty thousand, to avoid having to tender
The business to the general public who are represented
And often reprehended by the old farts.
One day soon they will be blown on the wind
Like all the other old guards before them
(if the comparison does not confer too much respect).

But Lonnie is Lonnie
And we get what we deserve.
If you don't like it - get off your A(!)
And away from your keyboard......
And do something constructive!

Who knows?
You might like it
And people
Might like you
And you might get elected
And get slagged off in some long
Uninspiring poem
As you too
Become
One of them
An old fart
Blown away on the wind.

Now George he stepped up and had his say
And everyone smiled and said, "Go away. Please go away."
He got testy as he believed everything he had to say
And almost everyone said, "Stay away. Please stay away."
Then he got belligerent because he insisted that he was right
And everyone laughed and said. "Goodday, George, goodday."

Now George he thought a little but he decided he'd sit tight
And everyone said, "All right, George, all right."
But he jumped up and down and he said he was right
And everyone said, "By George you're not bright. You're not very bright."
He then thumped the table and said that black was white
And everyone said, "Please, George, just get out of our sight."

By now George was getting obstreperous
And everyone said, "You silly old fool, you silly old fool."
He went red in the face and spluttered all over us
Then everyone called him a jerk, "You stupid old jerk."
And now he's getting more and more boisterous
And everyone says he's over the top.

Now George, he's considering his future
And everyone says they're wondering
Now George he is thinking he won't stay
And everyone says they're wondering
Now George, he's saying, "Maybe one day…"
And everyone says they're wondering, they're wondering, wondering and wondering.

There's this fellow out there they call Scooder
He's all over the place
And he'll tell you this
And he'll tell you that
They reckon he has the attention span of a gnat.

They say this bloke is a straight shooter
He's full of stories
And he'll tell you this
And he'll tell you that
Yet they say he has all the cunning of a rat

But some they say this guy's a dill
He's full of it, just full of it
And he'll tell you this
And he'll tell you that
But if he catches you on your mobile that's that.

I think Launceston is a very nice town (city)
but with a few square heads who should be put in a nursing home.

When I come back from my travels
I feel like I am home in Launceston.
Compared to all the other places,
with what is happening in the world,
this is pretty good, pretty safe.

When the Tamar throws its fog off
like a blanket in the morning
and thinks about work,
What does it plan?

So Ivan Dean thinks we’re “mindless cowards”.
We’re not the ones with mace and guns,
with the backing of taxpayers’ funds,
with walkie-talkies to call up reserves.

Ivan Dean and his uniformed thugs
had better watch their backs, ’cause all is fair
in love and war, and he ain’t loved.
We are far from “mindless”. We’re too smart

to work for the Man. We’re not “cowards” either.
We only have our fists and knives and bottles,
against the blue enemy, but we’ll use
whatever it takes. And we’ll win.

A to Z of Launceston:
A: alluring, agreeable, Albert Hall
B: beautiful, Boags, boardwalks, boats
C: city park, civil, Chalmers, churches, cyclists, children
D: delightful, dilly-dally, deluge, ducks
E: Esks (North & South), eucalypts
F: family friendly, Festivale, fountains, flood, foggy, flowers
G: gorge, gorgeous, green, goldfish, Glen Dhu
H: hospitable, happy, hills
I: ideal, idiosyncratic, Inveresk, Invermay
J: jolly, joggers, jaunty, jumble, Janie
K: kindly, keen, kiddies, keels, kaleidoscope
L: loveable, little, lovely, Lloyds
M: mountains, misty, mystical, monkeys
N: nice, noteable, namesake, nature
O: open, oaks, old
P: Princes Square, people, peaceful, parks
Q: queenly, quiet, quadrupeds, quiescent
R: restful, ripples, river, regal, roses
S: solid, St Johns, silverfish, space, spires, sunny, sheep, seagulls
T: Tamar River, trees, tremendous
U: urban, useful
V: vivacious, valuable, vital, valley, Victoriana
W: wonderful, Windmill Hill, walkers, winsome
X: X-uberant
Y: yachts, yuppy
Z: zany

how i miss ya
how i miss ya
my dear old lonnie!
in the place of many crows
i get sick of hearing people tell me every-bloody-place name twice.
the locals call it wagga.
they tell me wagga wagga
like i'm deaf.
can't wait to get back to civilisation.
tell the lonnie locals
that in nsw
i learned
place names as a second language

The Graffiti Watch never sleeps.
The Talbot Road lookout is a prime site.
Spotted this week: "Wayne Carey for the Democrats"
and underneath in a different hand:
"Ali Bakhtiyari to coach the Roos".
On the Riverside underpass:
"Build more helipads"
and someone has inserted
between the first two words:
"lots and lots". Meanwhile,
in bright red letters on a wall
of the old hospital: "Tony pecks
while Graeme beams".
The "Janie 4 eva" count
is up to 23 and there was, briefly,
a "Free Brett Whiteley" on a wall
at the old Coats Patons mill.
Some people think this was a reference
to the Sydney artist, while others
believe it was the Burnie Liberal.
As one is in heaven and the other in limbo,
the verdict is open.

There should be a helipad outside every house
instead of a garden.
If you live in a block of flats
there should be one on the roof.
If you're homeless
the Government should provide one
as an essential part of Social Security.
If you are dead, then a helipad is even more important.
Just think how many helicopters
you could land at Carr Villa.
Why has the Council not provided
helipads for the City Park monkeys?
It's not too late.

Now Ivan Dean is out.
There is some kind of justice in Launceston,
but it's a weird kind when K & J are inside
and Deanie's meanies walk the streets.

There was a young person from LGH
who grew even younger.
What pills did she take from Pharmacy?

Earthworms, earthworms have no eyes
and they like to eat meat pies.

Little Denis likes to wear
a safari suit while playing tennis.
His ugly sister Jean and her boyfriend Dean
think he’s a creep and a menace.
“I’m meeting the Queen at two for dinner,”
said Denis. “He’s a lovely chap
and he’s bringing his friend Trevor
dressed in a boa and feathers.”

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Most rhymes rhyme,
but this one doesn’t.

Freedom of conscience entails more dangers
than authority and despotism.

The Sturz, he gets on everyone’s nerves.
He never learns, the Sturz.
He moans, he groans, but no-one listens because
he gets on everyone’s nerves, the Sturz.

Hello Jess Devlin.

Beware of the Tone. He lives alone.
But he’s always on the telephone,
listening to the dial tone.
He wishs he had a clone.
But it would only moan.

Is that so? I don’t think so.
Everyone I know loves the Tone.

Especially Tone.
Why do fools fall in love?

Women, it seems, are like a horse team.
If you hold the reins tight
they react with fright,
but if you give them their head
they end up in your mate’s bed.

The time it takes in A & E
could almost be the death of me.
But no fault of the staff.
They will sometimes laugh.
It’s up to those damned fat pollies!

What do you do if you find a cop who isn’t corrupt?
Shoot him before he is. ’Cause if you don;’t he soon will be.

Custer was Siouxed.

Wisest is she who knows she does not know.
Blessed are they who go round in circles,
for they shall be known as big wheels.

Thirty days has September,
April, June and no wonder.
All the rest eat Vegemite,
except Grandma —
She rides a bicycle.

I’d like a bit of Vegemite.
I’d like it much more than a bike.
But I still think I’d remember
if I’d eaten it in September.

There was a young lady from Adelaide
who would sing whenever bade.
There was only one thing wrong;
it was always a Bon Jovi song,
but in that pink flannelette she had it made.

We are the biggest business in the North
As 911 stole our power our control
Jackson lack defaulted decisions to the bureaucrat
We have exploded the dreaded vine

CEO squeezed no vision for the North
Memories and what might be reduce control
David in the trenches will your life depend upon the bureaucrat
Authority and responsibility not the choice of the vine

Nursed beds the club restricted no tools for the North
The patriots steal the emotions to control
David follow David control the bureaucrat
Paper shuffling not the goal but the goal of the vine.

The Sepo’s they arsked for it, so on that fateful day
on 9-11 they got their just deserts.
From their CIA trained man with his own terrorist squad.
Now the World Trade Centre it made a good parking lot
for a couple of 747s, direct hit good on you Osama I say,
but they should have bin Laden with a nuclear bomb
to blow all those Sepo’s away.

The service in here
ain’t nothing to cheer.
The pharmacy’s slow,
But wouldn’t you know
The A & E, for sure, is the worst.

It’s no wonder, I guess,
That the country’s a mess.
We follow the Yanks
For little or no thanks.
Australia will go to war.

And all we will get
Is more national debt,
Whilst the spoils of war
The Yanks will get for sure.
We followed their lead to Vietnam.

You’d think that we would learn, from past mistakes,
That all politicians are lower than snakes.
But then again, those arseholes remain.
We should shoot the lot of them
And give the country back to those indigenous blacks.

Do I like working at the LGH?
I don’t know. The money? What money?
Be glad to have a job.
But money doesn’t grow on trees — not even magnolia trees.

If you notice this Notice, you’ll notice this Notice is not worth noticing.

Justice is just what it says: Just ice.
No whisky and no water,
only a cold hard frozen substance,
usually served in a place that’s full of bars.
Only thing is, you can’t get a drink
at any of them bars, ’cause that’s what you all think
is justice.

I’d love to be a glowworm, ’cause a glowworm’s never glum.
It’s hard to be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum!

It’s better to burn out than to fade away.
Peace through superior firepower: fly away home!

There was a young lady called Grettta
who insisted on wearing a tight sweater.
She had three reasons:
one was to keep warm,
but the other two reasons were better.

Warry the wombat trundled so far
visiting Launceston from Waratah.
The hospital’s Holman Clinic was his quest,
its excellence in care to be put to the test.
At the cafeteria he dined
on award winning cake which tasted so fine.
Now back to Waratah he’ll race
to tell his mates of this great place,
back to Waratah’s waterfall
to continue his fight to save the big hall.

Howard’s the man that the Aussies voted for.
They must have been out of their minds,
’cause that fool would follow that moron Bush to war,
but little Johnny, of course, he will stay behind.
George W. Bush for war will push.
To the United Nations, that’s who Bush will beg.
So like his daddy before,
Bush he can be sure
that Iraq will be his little war.
He’s a chip off the old block.
Then the Yanks can be sure
that with Bush’s war
Australia will be there
to do all of the shit work for sure,
’cause they/we voted for that little shit Howard,
now it’s time that they/we followed the Kiwis’ lead
for once and told the Yanks to piss off instead.

On rubbish nights the wheelie bins
line up like pink whores along the street,
waiting to be picked up. Their pink
is not pale like a virgin rosebud,
but bolder, the colour of the Hagley pub,
and we all know what goes on in the Hagley pub.

Oh Janie, Janie, what have you done
to our once prudent, prudish town?
You’ve given us these rows of shame,
pink trash containers like white trash.
You call them burgundy? I’d never drink
a burgundy that looked like that.

The Graffiti Watch is everywhere.
Whatever was written about Gunns
at the top of Howick Street soon disappeared.
But out near the Kings Meadows wool stores
there’s a “Fire Gunns” and on a warehouse
in Boland Street there’s a “Shoot Gunns”
under which, in a different hand,
“No more clearfelling. No more bad puns”

They’ve come here from harsh lands
with even harsher laws.
They’ve risked their lives, they’ve split
their families for this, this speck of hope
like one faint star in a black sky.
When they get here they’re reviled,
called child-drowners, terrorists.
They are jailed in the desert, in cages
the RSPCA would not accept for dogs.
They are denied basic human rights,
treated much worse than criminals,
and yet they have committed no crime.
Despite all this they are grateful
and think they are better off
than they were back home
in constant fear of tyrants.
But it is only the tiny, tiny minority
who choose Australia.
Millions more are smart enough
to flee to the civilised world.

The ABC in northern Tas
has done a lot; it really has.
And one very important thing:
It's given us poems about Spring
by children who have sent them in
Here are a couple to make you grin:

Spring Powums
.
How the wether blows pste you
How cold it was
It bica sunny now
Oh how the rane chricoolde down the wendo
And the cold era blew

Oh how the wind blows throe the trees and
Blosums blowm in your garden
And how the sun shines oh so brit
It’s nice in the spring but not in the wenter
Its nice in the sun to
Oh and how blosum shine like goold


Wind is going around me so
That’s why you see the daffodils blow
The sun is getting warmer now
That is why I see the baby cow.

School holidays are here and I sing
That’s why I love the Spring
Sometimes raining, sometimes sun
It can really spoil my fun

I still love the Spring!

I wish the weather was like this
I wish the weather was a witch
I wish the weather was like this
So I can make a wish, wish, wish.


Spring

My fingers are frozen
My t-shirt is on
My shorts are all ready
But where’s the sun gone?

The birds are all singing
The buds are all green
The blossom is colourful
What a lovely scene!

Dark glasses are out
The zinc cream is here
Don’t put it on yet
It’s rain I can hear!

I’m getting a cold
Or hayfever which one
This springtime in Tassie
It isn’t much fun!

Silly Spring Weather
Today I will go to the park
But oh dear it is very dark
So in the next morning I go out and oh dear it is all bright
So I go inside, put on my dress and put away my torch
And so I fear that this is always in my ear

So I go back out and oh dear it is raining for my outing
So I wait and HOORAY it went back to bright
So I got out for my outing.


The Storm
The sun was crying
The stars were out at noon
The water was mad
There was a rain storm
The house was shaking

Suddenly….
The sun came out
The house stopped shaking
The water was calm
And the sun stopped crying
The stars only came out at night.

A Donkey Day

Here comes the rain
Falling on the window pane
There goes the rain
And now it’s sunny again.

Rain is coming
Rain is going
With the change of weather
It may as well start snowing.

The change of weather makes me say
This must be a donkey day.


Stormy
Pouring down
Raining
Ice hail
Never ending
Gone finally.


Bye Windy Weather

Day after day the wind blows
Where it comes from nobody knows
Kites tangle, hats fly
Smoke billows, clothes mangle.

Tree bend, bulb heads bow
Bill, tell us of good weather now
‘Tis holiday time for us kids you see
Sunshine, blue sky, warm weather suits me.


Spring Weather (an acrostic poem)

Sun is shining
Perfume from the flowers
Rain, rain, rain
Icicles are melting
New growth everywhere
Grass is growing.

Where has the sun gone
Everyone is getting hayfever
A bird is singing
T-shirts are out
Hats are on heads
Everyone is happy
Rain, rain, rain.

Thing Gets a Name

Once there was a Thing
It was half dog and half giraffe
He did not have a name
So he went out to fine one.

First he asked his friend Horse
He said, “Horse, Horse do you know a name that I could have?”
Horse said, “What about tall”
Thing said, “No thank you, what about my dog half”
Horse said, “Oh I never thought about that”.

Next he went to his friend Lion
“Lion said “Thing, do you know a name that I could have?”
“What about woof”, said Lion.
Thing said, “What about my giraffe half”.
“Oh”, said Lion.

Thing had an idea
“My name can be Half”, said Half.
“Good idea Thing, I mean Half”, said Lion
He told everyone his name.


This is Grandma’s Poem

The wind is rough
It blows the trees
And in the air
Are many leaves

Oh how I wish
The wind would stop
Because it always
Makes me sneeze.



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The Graffiti Watch thinks that the Harris Scarfe window
in the Mall is the best art project Launceston has seen,
better even than the levee at the skate park.
Silly Norbert Julen in The Examinercalled in 'untidy'. Some people should have
their eyes put out with hot pokers
if they refuse to use them for seeing beauty.

There is some obscene writing on walls in the city.
Some of it says things like 'Myer' and 'Commonwealth Bank',
'Qantas', 'Vodafone' and 'Chickenfeed'.
Nobody ever writes to the paper
demanding that it be removed.

By the way, the Janie 4 Eva count
reached 28, but is now down to 15
thanks to some energetic scrubbing
by the forces of blandness.

I don't know about you,
but I just love the Queue.
The Queue of which I speak,
two evenings a week,
is the major social scene
for Launceston. I mean
the Film Society Queue.
Whatever else you do,
you should line up by six,
not just to see the flicks,
which sometimes aren't that great
but just to celebrate
a meeting of like minds
that winds and winds and winds…

We're always there,
Us emergency volunteers,
We take time from our busy lives,
Us emergency volunteers,
Spare us a thought if you see us near,
Us emergency Volunteers,
Cause next time you shed a tear,
We'll be there,
US EMERGENCY VOLUNTEERS

and what does it mean to live on an island anyway?

it means one long road of the raised finger salute
from steering wheels as one drives past
being good neighbours

it means loving your enemies
who save you when the bush fire comes
it means being good neighbours

and trying to keep your mouth shut
'cos what comes around goes around
though Christ said it better

I've lived on dirt roads all my life
even when they've been sealed
'cos I've got my parents' memories

and their parents too in this land of immigrants
where I can't escape the songs of the land
telling me stories '
'cos who I am is where I am

and I've seen others escape to the mainland
but who doesn't come back
it is better to be an exile at homee

ask Jesus Christ
the island travels with you
knowledge greater that the London Cabbies'

there's no such thing as a closed system
in my incestuous pool of connections
what does not touch me

Shakespeare made the crow fly home to the rooky wood.
Launceston has neither crows nor rooks
But there are suburbs where a black bird by any other name
will sing as sweet as Corvus tasmanicus,
the forest raven, in whose wood a singer by the name of MML Bliss
created Ravo and burnt the songs of a whole suburb into our hearts.

But I can sing no more,
My songlines mute.
Unlike the blackbird in the Bush.

From behind the glass
of my dusty case
in a forgotten museum of Empire,
off a London street
I stare at those
who laugh at me — fleshless skull.
So far from the home
that they now give
a Dutchman`s name.

Black bird - Black man.
Only Shakespeare could describe what you have done to us.
Bring my skull back from London. Back to Launcestown
Where my song lines start.
 
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